It's time to play...

Guess what caused our terror alert to go up?

Is it....

• terrorists are gathering forces at our borders?
• that there's been evidence of WMD's finally sighted within Iraq's borders?

Or is it...

• that people are starting to pay too much attention to the shenanigans of the White House and their relationships with the press....
• with Halliburton....
• with outing CIA operatives...
• fuzzy math about social security?

Quick, sound the alert, they're getting too nosy. Whew, that did it. Now the press will go on for days if the terror alert was legit... and we can get back to saying that Personal Accounts aren't private, they're to ensure that you personally give $ to Corporations.

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